PETA Kooks

Typically disconnected from logic, but not up to their usual level of offensiveness, is PETA's new face-sucking fest. I'd sure like to see the study that proves vegans hump better than carnivores. You might make the same logically faulty argument that eating hogs' balls makes you more virile.

I have no objection to public displays of affection as a political statement.

On the related topic of sexuality: If you want to ask the modern version of "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?", just ask a group of vegan cocksuckers "Is semen vegan?" Their conclusion: "Yup!" I suppose if you asked a Catholic vegan about blowjobs, you might get a different answer.