Thursday, March 25, 2004

PETA objects to KFC. Sounds like they need a trip to Bucketheadland.

Monday, March 15, 2004

There is always the possibility that PETA is actually just a front for a right-wing conspiracy that sets up events to humiliate people. To wit:

"Lisa Franzetta, dressed in a fur coat, drinks from a toilet in New York's Times Square during a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals protest. PETA has made a series of TV ads that show people in fur coats engaging in behaviour that animals may naturally do and the protest was a re-enactment of the ads."

Saturday, March 13, 2004

PETA messes with the minds of more children with Chicken Chumps trading cards. Collect them all!

"Representatives from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, including a person dressed in an 8-foot-tall chicken costume, passed out 'Chicken Chumps' trading cards to Lincoln Elementary School students Thursday. The cards showed unhappy-looking children with names such as 'Cruel Kyle,' eating chicken."

" 'I think it's pathetic that they're aiming a political message at 8-, 9-, 10-, 11-year-olds,' he (school board Secretary Jon Olinger) said. 'It's a professional terrorist organization as far as I'm concerned.' "

Friday, March 05, 2004

PETA teams up with Triumph the Comic Insult Dog to encourage people to lop their dogs' balls off. And comes down hard on Clay Aiken, because he doesn't like cats.

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